木曜日, 9月 30, 2004
Hm.... today i found out a philosophy in life, which is: Sometimes someone that you think can turn you on all the time might be a total turn off after sometime . It is just the little trick that your mind plays on you. Maybe that someone is a turn off after all. ahahahahah ^^ any comments?? So never put high hopes on illusions, most of them are not real.
水曜日, 9月 29, 2004
Don't mess with women... haha
Female Logic
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again.
"I don 't want you to try and talk me out of it,"he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wal l at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
Moral of the story
Don't buy Toyota VIOS E as it has only one airbag.
The husband sure die laa and wife got everything. If WAJA both will jalan (no airbag) unless WAJA premium.
Female Logic
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again.
"I don 't want you to try and talk me out of it,"he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wal l at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
Moral of the story
Don't buy Toyota VIOS E as it has only one airbag.
The husband sure die laa and wife got everything. If WAJA both will jalan (no airbag) unless WAJA premium.
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
-John Burroughs-
-John Burroughs-
月曜日, 9月 27, 2004
Ahahaha.......apparently it's something wrong with the connection yesterday, and imageark actually still can work...OH GOD!! I hear "Hallelujah" singing, angels flying..Ahahhaa..Good for me, at least i no need to think of how to fix my thing again....never...Ahaha..well, at least for now.
Tommorow marketing test, Shitness. I am feeling kinda weird today, don't know why...plainly weird.
Tommorow marketing test, Shitness. I am feeling kinda weird today, don't know why...plainly weird.
日曜日, 9月 26, 2004
AhahahahaHHAHaha....I AM THE HEIRESS TO THE 1 ACRE LAND WITH 28 DURIAN TREES!!! Memang aku ada dusun durian..NyahahahahaHAHA!! Weird , coz this morning mom kinda change her mind that she is not buying already, then dunno why she changed her mind again and here we are, two pieces of land in TAPAH, the foot of Cameron Highlands, with like more than 50 durian trees and a dozen of rambutan tress..... AHAHAHHAa.. Now they're planning to build resorts over the land and rent it to the people..hmm... see if it works ^^...But afterall, it's a good start.
土曜日, 9月 25, 2004
Mother they all went to look at the land near Tapah, which is like 45 minutes to the peak of Cameron Highlands, 1 acre for like 98 k, with a lot of durian and rambutan trees....quite a nice place to go for a holiday...but staying there i rather die ^^ Tommorow she's going to check out whether that company is a scam or what, if it is not then she'll pay the deposit.. Kinda cool, telling people, hey you know what, SAYA ADA DUSUN DURIAN D24!! Di TAPAH!! AhahaHAHAHaha..Well, I hope she will successfully buy that land. Coz then she'll have more property...I hope that i can get into SUNY also..Pray Pray..
金曜日, 9月 24, 2004
木曜日, 9月 23, 2004
水曜日, 9月 22, 2004
This is carlos and han ven...I am suprised by the name Carlos.... It sounds so so spanish....a spanish stripper with curly and oily hair and moustache and eyelashes and a lot of chest hair...biting a rose in his mouth...Maybe he can look like that....must give him a last name to match the Carlos...
I am plainly bored....so here i am, sitting in the computer lab in front of a pc, that can read my drive, listening to erroll garner's misty, trying to figure what to post on my blog meanwhile also trying hard to figure out my feelings for that guy now. I mean he looks tempting when he smiles to me....Awww... melts me...Ahh...even the thought of it is so nice...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RITE???
SOMEONE PLEASE SLAP ME AWAKE!! *SLap*
T-T I think i really like him wei...Its kinda sad that i should hide myself from the feelings... But i think gradually he'll be out of my mind .... maybe a year or so... probably i'll forget about him...
SOMEONE PLEASE SLAP ME AWAKE!! *SLap*
T-T I think i really like him wei...Its kinda sad that i should hide myself from the feelings... But i think gradually he'll be out of my mind .... maybe a year or so... probably i'll forget about him...
lately, you havent been around as much
lately, i have been missing you so much
lately, everythings been going wrong
lately, i feel all alone , sometimes even lost
lately, i need you more then ever
lately, you are not even here
lately, its been you and me
lately, i miss ' us '
lately, there are no laughs
lately, time just doesn't pass
lately, wait is all that i do
lately, i would die just to have a few peaceful minutes to talk with you
lately, i would love to see your face like i used to
lately, i am missing you so very much
lately, its because i dont have you with me to spend time ....
lately, its all so damn messed up
lately, i am annoyed and all freaked up
lately, i am confused about the matters within
the distance, so close but yet so far
lately..
火曜日, 9月 21, 2004
swee king bought his gf a platinum bracelet..i think he's plainly spending too much on his girlfriend...its not that i am a girl and i am jealous about what, but i really kinda worried about him spending like that... What if the girl someday dump him? What will happen to him?? I think it's sweet to buy presents for girlfriend but then buying EXPENSIVE gifts like every week are just too much laa.... somemore you're not sure bout the status of the relationship yet...hmm....i got nothing to comment...as long as he likes it, and hopefully the girl's not cheating on him then should be okie -.-
But speaking about expensive gifts from boyfriends..i would prefer practical gifts....maybe a book, or if more expensive....maybe a phone, or a laptop, or a expensive watch...to a car...to a condo..AHAHAHA.....i wouldn't like to recieve all these jewellery la.... Because i am the wise and intellectual one...AHAHHA..
But speaking about expensive gifts from boyfriends..i would prefer practical gifts....maybe a book, or if more expensive....maybe a phone, or a laptop, or a expensive watch...to a car...to a condo..AHAHAHA.....i wouldn't like to recieve all these jewellery la.... Because i am the wise and intellectual one...AHAHHA..
日曜日, 9月 19, 2004
火曜日, 9月 14, 2004
This thing is so amazing....i mean i feel magical seeing this.I feel touched by an angel... it's true... you should go see it also..
http://www.michaelclancy.com/story.html
http://www.michaelclancy.com/story.html
日曜日, 9月 12, 2004
土曜日, 9月 11, 2004
木曜日, 9月 09, 2004
日曜日, 9月 05, 2004
Our society is sick...sick because we can see war everywhere....war which involves school children dying... This shouldn't be the way...Children shouldn't be involved in something as cruel as this.. My deepest condolences to the parents and friends of the Russian kids who died in the recent Russian terrorist attack. Where's the love?
There's a someone that i longing to see
I hope that he
turns out to be
someone to watch over me.
hm....quite sien for a sunday....woke up from nap thinking that it's a saturday...took me a while to realize that today is a sunday and tommorow i have class wei....yer...i got a lot of Yani's work to do..lucky thing next week no show to watch also.. Feel like going for a buffet..any buffet...i can feel fats building up in my body again. I feel a lot better already, now i need someone to watch over me...^^ (you know who i want rite,ehehhehe..)
Well...i have something for you guys to read..
It tells you which category you fall into ^^
Today, in Malaysia, there is no longer just the Chinese. Along the way, the Chinese people divided beyond dialects and religious faith. We now have denomination within the Chinese. The major three groups are Regular, Cina, and Ah Beng.
The Regular group is the minority, making up less than 20% of the Chinese people. This group has the following characteristics:
1. Speaks English as the first language.
2. Thinks the world owes them a living.
3. Uses the Internet more than the other two groups combined.
4. Loves the iPod and/or IKEA.
5. Watches one or more of the following TV series: "Sex And The City", "Friends", or "CSI."
6. Thinks that the Regular group is way larger than it is and makes fun of the other groups, particularly the Ah Beng group. Why? Because it's fun.
Recent studies have also shown that there is a growing splinter group within the Regular group known as the CPWTTANC group. (CPWTTANC is short for Chinese People Who Think They Are Not Chinese.) This growing subgroup are considered elitist by some and are found making statements like "I wish I were in the U.S." or "This never happened when I was studying in Australia." They also tend to speak with an unidentifiable accent. The women may also prefer to date white men from foreign countries with the excuse that local men just "don't understand me" and have the secret desire to be taken away to the U.S. to live in a sitcom.
The second Chinese group, Cina make up approximately 55% of the Chinese community. (Cina is derived from the Malay word Cina which means Chinese and is pronounced "chee-na". And you will have to say it in a condescendingtone for effect.) This group is considered mainstream and contribute to the numbers that reflect development in the country. They are the masses in context of the Chinese community. In other words, if you want to sell something to the masses of Chinese people, the Cina is it.
The Cina are identified by the following traits:
1. Speaks Mandarin or Cantonese as the first language.
2. Generally quiet, self-effacing, and obliging but are actually shrewd and calculative.
3. Sees Taiwan as the place to be.
4. More likely to forward chain email to people in their address book.
5. Goes to Halo Café or Wow Wow Café BY CHOICE at least three times a year.
6. Has Astro hardwired to Wah Lai Toi.
7. Calls a music video an MTV instead of music video.
8. Knows all the dim sum dishes by name.
9. Seventy percent of lighting at home generated by flourescent lights.
The last group are known as the Ah Bengs . This term was probably made up by the Regulars in the early 80s during the cultural invasion that saw themass import of music and movies from countries like Hong Kong, Taiwan, and to some extent, Japan. This phenomenon saw the more open-minded and runaway members of the Cina group defect into Ah Bengs and its feminine equivalent,Ah Lian. They just took their Alan Tam and Anita Mui a little too seriously.Perhaps the most made-fun-of group not only by its own Chinese people but by people of other races, the Ah Bengs are often seen as people living on the edge and have more flamboyant tastes.
One may identify the Ah Beng by these tell-tale signs:
1. Built-in visual self-defense mechanism that keeps people away from them.
2. Have enough amplifiers in their one car to power speakers for six cars.
3. Hair not in their original colour.
4. Volume of voice is automatically five decibels higher than everyone else.
5. Excessive use of the phrase "Kan Ni Lao Bu Chao Chee Bai". (Although, to be fair, some members of the Regular group have been reported to use the phrase on a daily basis aswell.)
6. Once a fan of one of the following groups: Vengaboys, Dr Bombay, Aqua, or the Cheeky Girls. 7. Their Proton car does not look like a Proton car due to modifications.
Personally i think there's one group on top of the regulars and another group in between the regulars and the Cina. One group on top of the regulars i would classify them as BANANA , who has all the traits that the regular has, and they despise being a chinese, they don't know anything in chinese, don't even know how to write their name in chinese and thinks that it sounds damn lame, they criticizes the chinese as if they are not the chinese, they think chinese are lame and up to no use. Between the regulars and the Cina, there's a group who shares traits of the regulars and the Cinas,whom i'll refer to as the NEW AGE CHINS. Cinas who goes starbucks instead of that HALO Cafe, who buys furniture from Ikea, who watches sitcoms , hate chain letters and delete them straight away instead of forwarding them, still knows the taboo and the stories behind the chinese festivals,believe in Feng shui and feels proud being a chinese....
In this five groups, probably you'll find where you stand....i think i am one of the new age Chins. What are you?
土曜日, 9月 04, 2004
I am trying to apply what Bruce taught me yesterday...to make today a better day....^^ Eh Bruce....maybe you should be my psychiatrist after all.....You are a very good one..
hmm.it seems like writing a poem when i am depressed is not a good thing to do coz i tend to make a lot of silly grammar mistakes. Aih.....but i still feel like going out..to watch a movie or to read a book..or even just sit in KLCC park and stare at people..At least better than sitting at home and do nothing...
it's only 11.30 in the morning.....still got like so many hours to go..maybe i should just go out and feel the weekend crowd. I really should change my perception of myself....
hmm.it seems like writing a poem when i am depressed is not a good thing to do coz i tend to make a lot of silly grammar mistakes. Aih.....but i still feel like going out..to watch a movie or to read a book..or even just sit in KLCC park and stare at people..At least better than sitting at home and do nothing...
it's only 11.30 in the morning.....still got like so many hours to go..maybe i should just go out and feel the weekend crowd. I really should change my perception of myself....
金曜日, 9月 03, 2004
WISH I WERE DEAD
EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY TO SEE ME IN MY CASKET
I WOULD BE HAPPY TOO
COZ THEN THAT'S THE TIME WHEN PEOPLE TEND TO THINK ABOUT MY GOOD SIDE
EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY TO SEE ME IN MY CASKET
I WOULD BE HAPPY TOO
COZ THEN THAT'S THE TIME WHEN PEOPLE TEND TO THINK ABOUT MY GOOD SIDE
WISH I WERE DEAD
EVERYONE WOULD BRING ME WHITE ROSES AND SING FOR ME
I WOULD BE HAPPY TOO
COZ THERE'S HARDLY ANYONE DO THAT WHEN I AM STILL ALIVE
EVERYONE WOULD BRING ME WHITE ROSES AND SING FOR ME
I WOULD BE HAPPY TOO
COZ THERE'S HARDLY ANYONE DO THAT WHEN I AM STILL ALIVE
WISH I WERE DEAD
EVERYONE WOULD THEN CELEBRATE
IN MANY WAYS
I WOULD BE HAPPY TOO
COZ I AM REMEMBERED IN SOME WAY
WISH I WERE DEAD
EVERYONE WOULD CALL ME NAMES
THAT I WOULDN'T LIKE
BUT I WON'T CARE
COZ I WILL BE DEAD
WISH I WERE DEAD
EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY
COZ FROM THE BOTTOM OF THEIR HEART
THEY KNOW A PEST IS GONE
FOR GOOD
EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY
COZ FROM THE BOTTOM OF THEIR HEART
THEY KNOW A PEST IS GONE
FOR GOOD
BUT I STILL WON'T CARE
COZ I'LL BE DEAD BY THEN
木曜日, 9月 02, 2004
This is me.just woke up from my nap after reading some philosophy book.
Today we did something really interesting in advertising class...and i met someone who look damn like ah suah who is call ah loon...Even Sam got shocked when i showed him Ah suah's picture...well, they really look alike, just that ah loon got really nice skin. Back to this thing we did in the class, Ms anna gave a picture which showed a girl who is two timing even when the boyfriend is around.. and we are suppose to add that particular picture into our whole "supposingly" tv ad...so we came out with this!
Thinking of two timing, but don't want to be obvious and get caught?(pic we were given)
Introducing the New Nokia 6601, with this new phone, you can two time, three times or even more with any hunks of your choice!!(pics with a lot of hunks and girl looking happy)
Dedicated to two timers, designed to provoke.( a woman sitting provocatively)
Nokia. Connecting People.
AHAHAHHA........what do you think?? It's all my idea wei....in like 30 mins....but without my teammate i couldn't have make it also....coz they find all the pics...that's what teams are for....some to contribute ideas, some to contribute strength...ahahah.But it was fun...really it was.. But i really think i got talent in this field wei..
Me and Bruce agreed that we chould watch less movies....coz its expensive.....so hm...maybe we should watch two weeks once....^^..i should suggest that to him..make it our ritual.THE MOVIE KAKIS RITUAL..
Seem like Yi shen's prayers help...^^...i feel better today...
Today we did something really interesting in advertising class...and i met someone who look damn like ah suah who is call ah loon...Even Sam got shocked when i showed him Ah suah's picture...well, they really look alike, just that ah loon got really nice skin. Back to this thing we did in the class, Ms anna gave a picture which showed a girl who is two timing even when the boyfriend is around.. and we are suppose to add that particular picture into our whole "supposingly" tv ad...so we came out with this!
Thinking of two timing, but don't want to be obvious and get caught?(pic we were given)
Introducing the New Nokia 6601, with this new phone, you can two time, three times or even more with any hunks of your choice!!(pics with a lot of hunks and girl looking happy)
Dedicated to two timers, designed to provoke.( a woman sitting provocatively)
Nokia. Connecting People.
AHAHAHHA........what do you think?? It's all my idea wei....in like 30 mins....but without my teammate i couldn't have make it also....coz they find all the pics...that's what teams are for....some to contribute ideas, some to contribute strength...ahahah.But it was fun...really it was.. But i really think i got talent in this field wei..
Me and Bruce agreed that we chould watch less movies....coz its expensive.....so hm...maybe we should watch two weeks once....^^..i should suggest that to him..make it our ritual.THE MOVIE KAKIS RITUAL..
Seem like Yi shen's prayers help...^^...i feel better today...
水曜日, 9月 01, 2004
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