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土曜日, 7月 10, 2010

Ramblings #4

Even if you want me to change the copy for another gazillion times, your rice cooker will always be three steps behind from Zojirushi or Tiger.

And even if I have a very strong copy for your rice cooker, customers are going to find out that the ads are lying, eventually.

And also even if you offer free spice for the healthy variety your appliance makes, seriously, nobody effing cares.

Please be aware of that and move the eff aside.

Thank you very much.

水曜日, 7月 07, 2010

Ramblings #3

I love how fat women hypnotize self with delusional lies like:

' I am curvy.'

or

' I am on the healthier side.'

You are not curvy when you are wearing a size 16 and only 5'2 and you are definitely not on the healthy side. You are in fact, sorry to say, obese and so not healthy. I have been there and is thankful to be slapped awake by the mother and be brought back to reality.



The deadline for the pain in the ass job has been brought forward, I am done with it, and is glad that is temporarily over. Cat just came prancing to my table in a sarcastic glee telling me that the job is on hold due to the budget.

How nice of you. Watch out for karma, you assholes.

Am now waiting for printing of final art for some booklet job. Overtime today probably indicates having the Laksa that I missed for lunch for dinner - on overtime claim. I will further celebrate that with a dessert.

Food aside, back to work.

I am pretty captivated by the rather intriguing evil grin of the Art Director. This has been bothering me for a while and there's a strong need to blog about it.

Till I have more words to compose, ciao.

Ramblings #2

Wanted Asam Laksa for lunch, but it is raining. Oh well. Economy rice is not as bad anyway.

I think I should start bringing lunchboxes to work. Although it might be a bit of a hassle, and I might risk the chances of being secluded by my workmates; I think I need the extra lunch money for better causes and that alone time to laugh to myself. Maybe I should pack Adam into my lunch bag too.

I am still breaking my head to think for an alternative headline but I am having trouble writing right now. The situation is like you are a man and is demanded by a sexually insatiable bitch for another round of earth shattering sex after orgasming three times without resting.

Thus, lacking of words to complete this post.

So till then, bye bye.

火曜日, 7月 06, 2010

More ramblings from now on.

Oh hey, I am back blogging. Yes. Me Is Back. Because of several reasons.

1. Very bored while thinking for the correct words for a headline.

2. I have too many things on mind to ramble about and it feels like brain constipation without virtually penning it down.

3. I am too lazy to make up stories for the Dingelababy blog, which was initially part of my money-making plan.

4. I simply want you to know what I am thinking.



For a recap, and new readers out there, I just came back from US after half a decade. If you ask me if I am used to Malaysia by now, the answer will be an awkward yes. The truth is that I miss the spinning classes/ yogurt/ not very healthy a.k.a fattening food/ SHOPPING over there, and all these stated above was a big part of the past half decade of my life.

I am now a copywriter for an ad firm. I used to think highly of and have so much passion in that I will go to the end of the world and back a gazillion times for this job, but no I don't like my job anymore as I found that in reality most clients are assholes. I love my colleagues though, they are really nice people. Thus, I am seeking ways to get out of this industry as soon as I establish my own business. I am not so secretly starting an online business and the site will be up real soon.

I have a bunch of toys/imaginary friends which I love dearly and talk to regularly due to lack of real life socializing. My best friend is Adam the monkey. And I will stop here because you probably is thinking right now that this girl is crazy.

Okay I think that's about what I've been up to recently. * Prays hard that bossman doesn't stumble upon this blog EVER.



So I had a hardcore craving for sushi this afternoon and I gave Sakae Sushi another try. I had really bad experience with the branch in KLCC, but after some convincing by a colleague, I thought why not? Happily, I prance into the restaurant, sat myself down comfortably and started picking sushi off the conveyor belt. I can't remember what I ate even though it was just hours ago, all that I can recall is that the first bite was terrible.

I told myself: Maybe this is cheap so it's crap, try a more expensive one.

Second dish. Still crap.

I repeated to myself the line that I said during the first dish, and tried another one.

Halfway through my third dish. I gave up. And decided never ever ever set foot ever in any branch of this chain EVER AGAIN.

It's either Sakae sushi's food is really bad, or I am under Sushi Zanmai's spell.

RM 20 wasted JUST LIKE THAT. I would be better off eating economy rice from the corner kopitiam nearby the office.

And I hate you Pfizer. ( totally random, but I have to voice this.)

End of today's rambling. Sekian terima kasih.

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